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01/26/2012 - Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Boston Red Sox signed outfielder Cody Ross to a one-year contract on Thursday.
Ross batted .240 with 14 home runs and 52 RBI over 121 games with San Francisco last season.
An in-season acquisition in 2010, Ross earned MVP honors for the National League Championship Series as the Giants went on to win a World Series title.
The 31-year-old has played in 757 game over eight major league seasons with the Tigers, Dodgers, Reds, Marlins and Giants. He is a career .261 hitter with 100 homers and 371 RBI.
To make room for Ross on the 40-man roster, the Red Sox designated pitcher Scott Atchison for assignment.
The 35-year-old right-hander posted a 3.26 earned run average in 17 relief appearances over six stints with Boston in 2011.
<< Glenn restructures deal with Stamps
Calgary, AB (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Calgary Stampeders and newly-acquired
quarterback Kevin Glenn have worked out a restructured contract.
Glenn was dealt to the Stampeders on January 3 in a trade with Hamilton that
sent Henry Burris
<< Schiano leaves Rutgers for Tampa Bay
Newark, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers must have been serious
about finding a new coach from the college ranks.
After a strong flirtation with Oregon's Chip Kelly last weekend, the Bucs on
Thursday have reportedly settled
<< In the FCS Huddle: Keeler isn't the FCS' only FBS candidate
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The ink seemingly wasn't dry on a contract
that would send Greg Schiano from Rutgers to the head coaching job with the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers and already there was potential fallout:
Delaware coach K.C. Keel
<< A's sign OF Gomes
Oakland, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Athletics have agreed to terms on a one-
year contract with outfielder Jonny Gomes.
Gomes, 31, split last season between Cincinnati and Washington, and hit .209
with 14 homers and 43 RBI in 120 games
Coastal Carolina hires Patenaude as offensive coordinator >>
Conway, SC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Coastal Carolina first-year football coach Joe
Moglia announced Thursday the hiring of Dave Patenaude as offensive
coordinator and quarterbacks coach.
Patenaude was Georgetown's offensive coordinator the past tw
St. Mirren signs Goodwin to new two-year deal >>
Paisley, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - St. Mirren signed Jim Goodwin to a new
two-year contract Thursday, locking up its captain through the summer of 2014.
Goodwin, 30, started his career with Celtic and later played at Stockport,
Scun
Lorient signs defender Gassama from Lyon >>
Lorient, France (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Lorient signed defender Lamine Gassama from
Lyon on Thursday on a 4 1/2-year deal.
Gassama, 22, made his debut for Lyon in 2008, and played 17 matches during his
stint with the seven-time Ligue 1 champions.
Hertha signs Bastians, extends Lell's deal >>
Berlin, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Hertha Berlin added defender Felix Bastians
from Freiburg and signed defender Christian Lell to a contract extension, with
both players inking contracts through the summer of 2016.
Bastians, 23, played for
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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